I set up the tea party for Thumper and me,
but then Thumper told me she didn't care for tea,
and she was more interested in being clean.
"Thumper what the fuck is wrong with you," I said,
"TEA IS ALWAYS DELICIOUS" so I drank it.
It took a long time to finish and the tea was bitter when I finished,
and Thumper was so disgusted I drank that tea
that she hopped away.
So I said "FINE I DIDN'T WANT YOU AT MY PARTY ANYWAY."
But Thumper saw through my puerile act.
She jumped onto me to call my bluff,
and I folded and gave her the petting she wanted,
and she smirked, knowing she'd won, and then hopped off of me.
Realising I'd been had, I told Thumper, "I HAVE MY EYES
ON YOU."
But then Thumper apologised for being mean,
so we hugged and made up.
THE END